As Jessie said, we’ve been bad bloggers, and we’re very sorry. I have good news though… I’ve earned my M-R-S, and now there is a Mr. Heather! Time really does fly when you’re having fun.  So, in the spirit of having fun, I thought y’all should take a look at this hysterical post about 15 years of wedding bliss and a 5 foot metal chicken: click here! Mr. Heather and I aren’t quite there yet…

Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Heather

This is a funny depiction of a photographer by Tim Tripp. It’s true that wedding photographers are always where the action is. But how far can they go? It would be great to see a wedding photographer as dedicated as this one, but is he going to be an inexpensive wedding photographer?

It’s Sunday and it’s time to rest and enjoy. So we hope that you will enjoy Mr. Tripp’s wedding cartoon. And please do check out his profile. Next week, more of our wedding savings articles and videos.

Advice to the Newly Married Couple

At my granddaughter’s wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. And it turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ asked us, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?”

I said, “The three most important words in a marriage are, ‘You’re probably right.’”

Everyone then looked at my husband. He said, “She’s probably right.”

The Wish

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So…what’ll it be?”
The woman didn’t hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That’s what I wish for…a good mate.”
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “Let me see that map!”

We as individuals want to be unique. We want to be different from everyone else. And sometimes, because of this need to be different, people tend to get weird at times. Here are some tips on how you can have a unique and uncanny wedding.

Most weddings are celebrated in a traditional way, but those are for squares. Here is a link where you can see different kinds of weird wedding motifs you can only imagine seeing in the twilight zone. Click the image for more pictures.

The Wedding Of Sweeney Todd

Here is a link where you can see weird wedding dresses. Some are really outrageous and bizarre. Some of these wedding dresses may not be the inexpensive wedding dresses you are looking for, but somehow these odd creations can make you look cheap.

Eat Your Heart Out, Gomez(Literally)!

Okay, so some people can’t go beyond the traditional way of celebrating a wedding. But they want to be unique just the same. One way to be different is to make their wedding cake topping different from the usual. Just click the sample image to see some outrageous examples.

For Anorexics

Everywhere in the world, people who are getting married want to have a memorable and inexpensive wedding day. But Jill and Kevin made their wedding entrance extra special, one that they will never forget, but will also be forever imprinted in their guests’ memories as well.

Here is a video clip of Jill and Kevin’s wedding entrance and I’m sure you would be inspired in pushing the envelope a little further when it comes to creativity. If you want your wedding to be fun, go ahead and follow Jill and Kevin’s footsteps… or should I say, dance steps?